BLOW-OUT CITY!
TEAMS PRACTICE EXTREME “SOCIAL DISTANCING” … NOBODY WITHIN 44 POINTS OF EACH OTHER!
Man, that was a bloodbath yesterday. All eight of our 2nd round contests proved to be absolute runaways, with nobody closer than #4 Inside Out’s 44 point win over #5 Toy Story 4, 144-100.
Seeing the 4th member of their franchise go down in flames appeared to fire up #1 seed Toy Story, as they administered a brutal beating on poor #9 seed, A Bug’s Life, blasting them by a score of 231-15. WARNING: We’re about to show you footage from yesterday’s contest, but some may find it disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.
Toy Story raining blows down on A Bug’s Life
Reached for comment after the match, Toy Story’s team captain, Woody, looking almost catatonic, could only offer this chilling quote:
“Deep in the recesses of my brain, a tiny red-hot little flame began to grow. Something had happened. A fuse blew and I had gone out of my skull.”
Whoa. Okay, Woody. Why don’t you go over there and sit down for awhile, okay?
Turning our attention to today’s schedule, we have 8 more contests on tap as our remaining teams attempt to punch their tickets to the Sweet 16:
PIXAR REGION: #4 Aladdin vs #5 Moana
PIXAR REGION: #2 Snow White vs #10 Hercules
MICKEY REGION: #1 The Lion King vs #8 Dumbo
MICKEY REGION: #3 101 Dalmatians vs #11 The Aristocats
SMALL WORLD REGION: #1 Finding Nemo vs #9 Bambi
SMALL WORLD REGION: #2 Toy Story 2 vs #7 Lilo & Stitch
PRINCESS REGION: #4 The Incredibles vs #5 Finding Dory
PRINCESS REGION: #6 Lady & the Tramp vs #14 Tangled
The updated bracket is attached below.
Catch y’all tomorrow.
The Commish
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