The ass-kickings continued yesterday, with 6 of our 8 match-ups ending up in absolute routs. It was so bad, many social media websites labeled “Little Mermaid’s” 184-7 beat-down of “The Rescuer’s Down Under,” and “Finding Nemo’s” 183-9 throttling of “DuckTales: The Movie” as “sensitive content.”
Bro, there ain’t enough towels to clean that mess up.
After all the carnage settled, here’s what the scoreboard ended up looking like:
While #6 “Lady & the Tramp’s” nine point victory over #11 “Peter Pan” was the closest match of the day, the most competitive was easily #2 seed “Toy Story 2’s” 106-86 win over #15 “The Jungle Book.” This one saw Buzz, Woody and the rest of
the gang have to claw their way back from an early 20 point deficit and then engage in a back-and-forth match throughout the day, before finally pulling away in the 4th quarter to advance to the 2nd round.
Thankfully, Mrs Potato Head also packed his game face
Turning our attention to today’s schedule, we have 8 more match-ups on tap as we close out the 1st round. Be sure to vote for your favorites in each of the below polls:
PIXAR REGION: #4 Moana vs #13 Treasure Planet
PIXAR REGION: #7 Wreck-It Ralph vs #10 Hercules
MICKEY REGION: #1 Lion King vs #16 Ralph Breaks the Internet
MICKEY REGION: #6 Coco vs #11 The Aristocats
SMALL WORLD REGION: #5 Toy Story 4 vs #12 Big Hero 6
SMALL WORLD REGION: #6 Cars vs #11 Oliver & Company
PRINCESS REGION: #5 Finding Dory vs #12 The Great Mouse Detective
PRINCESS REGION: #2 Monster’s Inc vs #15 Bolt
Updated bracket attached below. And remember, if someone is standing behind you but they’re not “socially distancing,” then to quote 1980’s Austrian pop sensation, Falco, “don’t turn around.”
Signed,
Der Kommissar
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